i'll touch your butt

smashingdevotchka: saltineofswing: joonssound: the animator...

Fri, 24 May 2013 23:26:01 -0400

saltineofswing:

joonssound:

the animator probably requested that this be put in the script because they were so excited that the boulder came out as great as it did so he wanted a little reward for himself… at least, that’s what I would have done…

Maybe they had a ton of trouble rendering the boulder properly and so when it was done they were like ‘You know what? This shit deserves a line in the script.’

As the daughter of a renderer, I can confirm this is pretty likely. :P

The person I reblogged this from has a blog worth following.

Fri, 24 May 2013 23:17:50 -0400

talesof4chan: Guy talks about a chest...

Fri, 24 May 2013 23:17:35 -0400

talesof4chan:

Guy talks about a chest deformity
talesof4chan.tumblr.com

Today at the Disney Store

Fri, 24 May 2013 23:16:44 -0400

Woman yelling at her daughter: For God's sake, you are 23 and you DO NOT need a Pooh stuffed animal.
Daughter: I want it and I'm buying it.
Woman: This is ridiculous.
Me: If it makes you feel any better, I'm 19 and I just bought a doll for myself.
All the other CMs: Yeah, you're never too old for Disney.
And the random guy in line with an entire Vinylmation box: To be honest, these are for me.

nautika: The world is burning, and we are burning with it.

Fri, 24 May 2013 23:16:24 -0400

nautika:

The world is burning, and we are burning with it.

muertosiro: Snoop Dogg is REALLY excited about playing a CGI...

Fri, 24 May 2013 23:15:51 -0400

muertosiro:

Snoop Dogg is REALLY excited about playing a CGI snail named SMOOVE MOVE

How to finish that last minute assignment

Fri, 24 May 2013 23:15:35 -0400

the-girlwhowasonfire:

cjshark:

prettyflyforaredspy:

ruemex:

disgruntledota:

leetakeuchi:

I can not count the number of times this trick has saved my ass.

And people say Tumblr doesn’t teach you life skills…

this will come in handy one day

ATTENTION GRADUATING CLASS OF 2013: COLLEGE SURVIVAL 101

Reblogging for future reference..

i’d like to formally apologize to anyone i’ve disappointed with my terrible friendship skills

Fri, 24 May 2013 23:14:34 -0400

i’d like to formally apologize to anyone i’ve disappointed with my terrible friendship skills

shwartzbald:

Fri, 24 May 2013 23:12:41 -0400

shwartzbald:

fandom-mused-fandom-games: 1 note = 1 pixel for your fandom’s...

Fri, 24 May 2013 23:12:27 -0400

fandom-mused-fandom-games:

1 note = 1 pixel for your fandom’s symbol (shown above) in an art piece I’m making

If you would like to see all of the fandoms, look through these posts

IF YOU DON’T SEE YOUR FANDOM, send me a message saying what fandoms I missed and I’ll add them

If you would like to know more about the project, read this post

FOLLOW ME TO KEEP UPDATED ON THE PROJECT/SEE THE FINISHED PROJECT

svvitzerland: svvitzerland: what do women have in the middle of their legs? knees

Fri, 24 May 2013 23:12:15 -0400

svvitzerland:

svvitzerland:

what do women have in the middle of their legs?

knees

jellyguy: now you can have an official nintendo blog

Fri, 24 May 2013 23:12:05 -0400

jellyguy:

now you can have an official nintendo blog

pizzadelivery: my dad suspected there was a bear stealing from our birdfeeder at night so he set up...

Fri, 24 May 2013 23:11:58 -0400

pizzadelivery:

my dad suspected there was a bear stealing from our birdfeeder at night so he set up a trail camera and then did this in an attempt to be funny and also lure the bear in

we thought he was just being stupid until this showed up on the film the next day

jothezette: Sc. 31 Background for Monkey Rag. …The end draws...

Fri, 24 May 2013 23:10:20 -0400

jothezette:

Sc. 31 Background for Monkey Rag.

…The end draws nigh.

attackofthepartycannon: riders0fdirk: Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa doesnt...

Fri, 24 May 2013 17:17:54 -0400

attackofthepartycannon:

riders0fdirk:

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

~~doesnt feel like fixing anymore~~

this is fucking gorgeous

amazzingphil: [IT IS PERFECTLY OKAY TO LOVE A BAND’S MOST POPULAR SONG THERE IS A REASON IT IS...

Fri, 24 May 2013 17:17:00 -0400

amazzingphil:

[IT IS PERFECTLY OKAY TO LOVE A BAND’S MOST POPULAR SONG THERE IS A REASON IT IS THEIR MOST POPULAR SONG]

allyssumdays: Everyone has rolls when they bend over. Everyone....

Fri, 24 May 2013 17:16:48 -0400

allyssumdays:

Everyone has rolls when they bend over. Everyone. Lets just get this out of the way right off the bat. In the last few months, I’ve had over 30 women ranging from rail thin to extra large naked in my bed and I would routinely ask them to hug their knees. You won’t believe this… ALL OF THEM HAD TUMMY ROLLS. Not one was exempt. Even my super fabulous professional model 6 foot tall and some amazing Katie had rolls. The stomach pictures turned into some of my favorite images from the project… so quit thinking they’re bad, and try accepting (dare I say embracing?) yours!

When people say “you’re gorgeous”, believe them. I tend not to, and it’s a cryin’ shame. When people genuinely compliment you, it’s because they really see it. Try to not dismiss their perspective as wrong and assume that you know better. They see all of you. We see our flaws. Believe them.

“Arm flab is embarrassing.” No its not, go fuck yourself. No, not you. The people who tell us that, silly.

You’re not stunning despite your body. You’re stunning because of your body. There is a distinct difference. I grew up in a culture that would deem “unattractive” women as “special spirits”. A degrading categorization that implied that the only thing worthwhile was whatever was inside. Well, yeah. We are all much much more than our bodies, but our bodies are a beautiful part of us too. Beauty comes from the inside AND the outside. I am of the firm belief that every person is beautiful, and so this leaves the inside to be the part that is the most telling when it comes to true “beauty”.

A guy can pick you up off your feet, and it won’t break his back. “Wait, whaaaaaa Jes? You’re full of shit.” Nope. This just happened to me for the first time in… six years? I’m considerably heavier than I was 6 years ago (like… 70 pounds heavier) and so when I ran up to my friend Eric for a hug and he picked me up with my heels in the air… it left me breathless. I had forgotten that it was possible; I had accepted a life void of being lifted. So exhilarating. Eric didn’t suffer any injuries and walked away unscathed.

You don’t need to exercise every day in order to feel better about yourself. Many believe that someone who’s fat needs to exercise as much as possible in order to prove that they’re committed to becoming “less fat”. As if accepting one’s body as is would be a sin, and that’s just silly. Yes, exercising has wonderful physical and mental benefits, but you don’t owe it to anyone else to make an effort to change your body unless you wanna. You do not have to alter yourself to be okay. Period.

You’re allowed to fall in love with yourself. I promise. This will be the scariest thing you will ever do, and that’s okay. It will also be the most amazing (albeit super gradual) experience you will ever have. It doesn’t make you narcissistic. It doesn’t make you vain. It is liberating in every form of the word.

It’s also okay to have days where you don’t love yourself. Read this. No really. Read it. And then realize that we’ve grown up learning and internalizing that we are not okay our entire life. For me, that’s 26 years of self-hate indoctrination and brainwashing. It’s going to take a lot longer than you think to reverse this thinking, and it’s definitely not going to happen overnight. Allow yourself to have “weak” days. Cry, mourn, sob, yell, throw things. Whichever. Then get up, brush yourself off, give the media the finger, and move forward because you’re a warrior.

Everyone’s boobs are uneven. If you have a lot of boobs, they might be way uneven. Don’t stress. This is totally normal.

There are people who prefer large ladies. And I mean all sizes of large. I thought that my best bet in life was to find a partner who accepted my fat. Pause. Give me a minute to hang my head and shake it at myself. Not only are there people who adore “thick” women, but a LOT of them who prefer it. This eventually ends up in an interesting territory which Marianne talks about here, but the point that I’m trying to make goes back to the “despite vs because of” argument. Here is what you need to know: you do NOT need to settle for a lover who is “okay” with your body. You have the right (and millions of opportunities) to find someone who is infatuated with your body. You deserve to be worshiped, woman!

Fat chicks bang hot guys… ALL. THE. TIME.I know that hot is relative and all inclusive depending on who you chat with, but for these purposes, lets talk about the “universally attractive” kind of hot. Y’know, the kind fat chicks don’t deserve? We want to pretend that we don’t know what I’m talking about, but lets be real; we totally do. The fact that “fat chicks bang ‘hot’ guys” was one of the most powerful realizations I’ve had thus far. In line with the above paragraph, I knew that there would be someone that would find me attractive but the pool would be small (because of my body) and potentially full of guys I didn’t personally find sexy. So I would have to settle for anyone that would take me. After all, how could a conventionally gorgeous man (tall and with tattoos of course) like fat chicks? Weh-he-hell, let me tell you somethin’: through various sites, events, parties, and corner store meetings, I found myself with over a hundred men who were champing at the bit to get with this. I was the one who had to sift through and pick the hottest of the hot. Ladies, over a hundred. “Girls” showed what society thinks about that when Hannah’s character has a weekend romance with an attractive and wealthy doctor. People flipped their shit. “Patrick Wilson is so hot he would never do Lena Dunham” was the most eye catching. Wilson’s wife responded to that rubbish here, but the tweet speaks volumes about what the majority of people think unconventional women deserve. Jesus christ, it’s annoying. I won’t spill the details of my bedroom coming and goings, but lets just say this: the hottest guys in Tucson and I get along just fine. I would recommend reading Emily’s article on xoJane for a better explanation of what I’m struggling to say. Know this: the myth that “atypical” bodies can’t be paired with “typically attractive” bodies is false. Women need to know that all bodies can be paired with all bodies.

Riding during sex will NOT collapse his insides. Just trust me on this one, what you fear is totally false. Here’s a great article that changed my life.

Wearing whatever you want is a political statement. Join the revolution. Throw style rules out the window. Wear the tutu. Wear the horizontal stripes. Wear the turquoise skinny jeans. Wear the see-through blouse. Wear the bikini. Wear the sweat pants. Wear the shirt that says “Does this shirt make me look fat?”. Wear whatever it is that makes you happy. This is your life.

You are fucking beautiful. I’m saying this with a straight face and seriously meaningful look where I maintain eye contact for an uncomfortable amount of time. I know you don’t feel like you fit into the category of gorgeous that our world creates. I know that its hard. I know that its a daily battle. But fuck their fascist beauty standards. The second you stop looking for a skinny model in your mirror and start looking at YOU… is the second you will start to appreciate what you are. Stop looking for flaws. Stop looking for differences. You are perfect. You are more than enough. You are the best thing that has ever happened to you. And you are fucking beautiful.

Say it with me.

seblaine: watch out guys obama is doing his job

Fri, 24 May 2013 17:15:10 -0400

seblaine:

watch out guys obama is doing his job

that-fucking-update: godtiercosbytop: bro-striders-ass-tho: i ...

Fri, 24 May 2013 15:38:01 -0400

that-fucking-update:

godtiercosbytop:

bro-striders-ass-tho:

i

lets take a moment of silence to remember this moment

And the fact they were taking turns with the same keyboard to do it.

suikaibuki: DONKEY THONG

Fri, 24 May 2013 15:36:26 -0400

suikaibuki:

DONKEY THONG